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Things in Australia that Will Kill You
Everything. No, seriously: Everything.

First there’s the wildlife: If something appears to be cute and harmless in Australia, then we promise you – it has only evolved that way to lure you close enough for the thousands of ravenous, prehensile blade-tongues to descended upon you.
Then there’s the Geography: Consisting mostly of arid, dry desert, (populated by over 100 venomous species of snake,) the harsh local climate is peppered with small, livable areas presumably just to lull human beings into a false sense of security.
Ah, but the tropical beaches, you say! Surely the paradise on Earth that is the Australian beach makes up for an entire continent of biological weapons. And it’s true: Australia is known for having some of the best beaches in the world…all you have to worry about are the Saltwater Crocs, Great White Sharks, poisonous Stonefish, or being stung by the Box Jellyfish: the deadliest and most painful sting in the world
Your best bet is just to stay in the city then, right? Enjoy the local culture; go visit the capital of Canberra, or visit beautiful Sydney and see the wonder of the Opera house. And that’s totally safe: Just remember to wear protective clothing, stay in well travelled areas, always know the nearest path to a hospital, and just generally try not to exist – because Australia is also home to over 280 species of poisonous spider, including that aforementioned Sydney Funnel Web Spider. What, did you think it was just a name? No, it lives in cities, in garages, in tool sheds and houses – it even swims. IT FUCKING SWIMS.
Seriously: Everything in Australia evolved solely to kill everything else in Australia – and you show up with your soft, unarmored skin, tiny, rounded teeth, and ridiculously non-poisonous spit and expect a vacation?
You just walked into Mother Nature’s Thunderdome, friend. And in this analogy, you’re not Max; you’re the dead retard.

Things in Australia that Will Not Kill You
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Hugh Jackman seems nice.

Freak, sicko, gloomer, thumper….
Fabio needs not these petty titles.
For he is the alpha and the omega, the beginning and the end.
And he does it all with his long hair billowing in the breeze and his shirt unbuttoned down to here…
Whilst saying these things to you.

Jaws – a symbolic propaganda film from the US about the dangers posed by Communism and the destruction it can wreak upon the citizens if left unchecked and not stamped out with a violent strike, followed by the other Jaws movies which play on the fears of not having excised all the Communism threat.

This was a part of an ongoing conversation between myself and a friend about what can be read into movies. Jaws being one which lead to many such silly descriptions.