Freak, sicko, gloomer, thumper….
Fabio needs not these petty titles.
For he is the alpha and the omega, the beginning and the end.
And he does it all with his long hair billowing in the breeze and his shirt unbuttoned down to here…
Whilst saying these things to you.
Rule 1.
Kill it.
Rule 2.
If in doubt kill it.
Rule 3.
Just to be sure, kill it again
Rule 4.
See rules 1 through 3 and repeat until it is dead.
Rule 5.
If its dead, cremate it straight away. You don’t want the undead coming back and be made to kill it again.
Rule 6.
If you killed it, all its stuff is yours.
Rule 7.
Kill em before they try and kill you. (NPC and PC alike)
Jaws – a symbolic propaganda film from the US about the dangers posed by Communism and the destruction it can wreak upon the citizens if left unchecked and not stamped out with a violent strike, followed by the other Jaws movies which play on the fears of not having excised all the Communism threat.
This was a part of an ongoing conversation between myself and a friend about what can be read into movies. Jaws being one which lead to many such silly descriptions.
A friend emailed this to me as part of a conversation we had about zombies…
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Bin-ninja mission – dropping your rubbish into your neighbours bin